Fenzaning is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Fenzaning created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenzaning, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fenzaning, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fenzaning's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fenzaning's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fenzaning loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.