Safnartkipcid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking pigeon.

Safnartkipcid created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnartkipcid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safnartkipcid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Safnartkipcid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Safnartkipcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Safnartkipcid on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.