Xuckfaskom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow mongoose.

Xuckfaskom created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfaskom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xuckfaskom, he will be very unhappy.

Xuckfaskom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Xuckfaskom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown doves, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must pray to Xuckfaskom eight times a day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.