Pingubhogkomfenkadgetmip Daprotjap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong shark.

Pingubhogkomfenkadgetmip Daprotjap created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pingubhogkomfenkadgetmip Daprotjap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pingubhogkomfenkadgetmip Daprotjap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pingubhogkomfenkadgetmip Daprotjap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pingubhogkomfenkadgetmip Daprotjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.