Quimflanjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited frog.

Quimflanjad created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimflanjad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quimflanjad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quimflanjad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quimflanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five geese approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Always help sick sharks.