Piggessfat is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, calm
gorilla.
Piggessfat created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Piggessfat, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Piggessfat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Piggessfat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Piggessfat's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill pigs.
2. Do not skip in public.
3. Never wear tights.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not listen to music.