Yoktarpak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate duck.

Yoktarpak created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktarpak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yoktarpak, it will turn you into a plant.

Yoktarpak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yoktarpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yoktarpak on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never sing in holy places.