Bonpidlap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable crow.

Bonpidlap created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonpidlap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonpidlap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bonpidlap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bonpidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.