Bonpidlap is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, capable
crow.
Bonpidlap created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonpidlap, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bonpidlap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Bonpidlap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Bonpidlap's Holy Commandments1. Always help goats.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.