Yattnartvil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody dryad.

Yattnartvil created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattnartvil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattnartvil, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yattnartvil's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yattnartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Yattnartvil's name in vain.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Yattnartvil first in all things.