Veenflamfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful lobster.

Veenflamfoss created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Veenflamfoss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenflamfoss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Veenflamfoss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Veenflamfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tapirs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Fast once a month.