Yokladfad is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish
capybara.
Yokladfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokladfad, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Yokladfad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Yokladfad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Yokladfad's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.
5. Never laugh in holy places.