Didyakdap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty squid.

Didyakdap created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didyakdap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didyakdap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Didyakdap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Didyakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Didyakdap on top of all buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didyakdap.

5. Hide if four badgers approach from the east.