Volbimbad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, narcissistic dugong.

Volbimbad created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Volbimbad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Volbimbad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Volbimbad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Volbimbad's Holy Commandments

1. Volbimbad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Volbimbad loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Volbimbad first in all things.

5. Do not shave your arms.