Danzakponkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured cow.

Danzakponkim created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Danzakponkim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Danzakponkim, she will not care.

Danzakponkim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Danzakponkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run near pigs.

5. Never hurt foxes.