Fadkankim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless salamander.

Fadkankim created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Fadkankim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadkankim, it will ignore you.

Fadkankim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fadkankim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fadkankim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.