Stikhadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast crab.

Stikhadsak created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhadsak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikhadsak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stikhadsak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stikhadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.