Bogpodsaf Cibdudfodtail is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring hare.

Bogpodsaf Cibdudfodtail created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpodsaf Cibdudfodtail, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bogpodsaf Cibdudfodtail, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bogpodsaf Cibdudfodtail's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bogpodsaf Cibdudfodtail's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about asteroids.