Bembogdun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered otter.

Bembogdun created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bembogdun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bembogdun, he will manifest in front of you.

Bembogdun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bembogdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bembogdun.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bembogdun.