Stiggedtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited ant.

Stiggedtaf created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiggedtaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stiggedtaf, she will turn you into a slug.

Stiggedtaf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stiggedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiggedtaf.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your legs orange.