Dudlarpyik is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful wren.

Dudlarpyik created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudlarpyik, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudlarpyik, he will turn you into a plant.

Dudlarpyik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dudlarpyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.