Paswapbus is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy toad.

Paswapbus created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paswapbus, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Paswapbus, she will remove you from existence.

Paswapbus' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Paswapbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Run away if six otters approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Worship no other gods but Paswapbus.