Larnyarlbed is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind seal.

Larnyarlbed created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnyarlbed, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larnyarlbed, he will cry a lot.

Larnyarlbed's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Larnyarlbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. You must pray to Larnyarlbed six times a day.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Do not kill capybaras.