Gigcepfud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish mongoose.

Gigcepfud created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigcepfud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigcepfud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gigcepfud's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gigcepfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Gigcepfud first in all things.

5. Never think about amino acids.