Kemlidrag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody crane.

Kemlidrag created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Kemlidrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kemlidrag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kemlidrag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kemlidrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Never think about galaxies.