Artflatflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent human.

Artflatflat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artflatflat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Artflatflat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Artflatflat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Artflatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artflatflat.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.