Govcissyimmab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless human.

Govcissyimmab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govcissyimmab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govcissyimmab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Govcissyimmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Govcissyimmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Hide if six porpoises approach from the east.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Never think about galaxies.