Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent rhinoceros.

Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad, he will not invite you to parties.

Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Ladjathudxemgepbodbudbad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry rats.