Sagmutfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful ferret.

Sagmutfud created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagmutfud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagmutfud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sagmutfud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sagmutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not take Sagmutfud's name in vain.

4. Hide if five tapirs approach from the east.

5. Fast once a month.