Poggidtit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited centaur.

Poggidtit created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poggidtit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Poggidtit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Poggidtit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Poggidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt eagles.