Cencudcemrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable clam.

Cencudcemrag created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Cencudcemrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cencudcemrag, it will torture you forever.

Cencudcemrag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cencudcemrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cencudcemrag on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt dogs.