Pagdamciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful dragon.

Pagdamciss created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagdamciss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pagdamciss, he will turn you into a goat.

Pagdamciss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pagdamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagdamciss.