Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring mouse.

Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum.

3. Put Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum first in all things.

4. Always obey Bapkikzig Nelponkon Vagbamtagbum's priests.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.