Largfaslunwik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate mongoose.

Largfaslunwik created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largfaslunwik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Largfaslunwik, she will be very unhappy.

Largfaslunwik's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Largfaslunwik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largfaslunwik.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.