Tampodjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage armadillo.

Tampodjin created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tampodjin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tampodjin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tampodjin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tampodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Run away from red goats, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.