Babdobquart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast centipede.

Babdobquart created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdobquart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Babdobquart, it will send minions to preach to you.

Babdobquart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Babdobquart's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.