Fomkampidtam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate centipede.

Fomkampidtam created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomkampidtam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fomkampidtam, he will turn you into a mole.

Fomkampidtam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fomkampidtam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.