Fliscapdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring guinea pig.

Fliscapdiss created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Fliscapdiss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fliscapdiss, he will curse you with boils.

Fliscapdiss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fliscapdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Fliscapdiss first in all things.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. You must pray to Fliscapdiss three times a day.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.