Cepartrak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy mole.

Cepartrak created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepartrak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cepartrak, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepartrak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cepartrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.