Stanvilhog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, emotional bird.

Stanvilhog created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanvilhog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanvilhog, it will not care.

Stanvilhog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stanvilhog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never skip near manatees.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Do not kill bats.