Fedgamgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish bat.

Fedgamgub created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgamgub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedgamgub, it will think nothing of it.

Fedgamgub's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fedgamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Worship no other gods but Fedgamgub.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.