Cithigshav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil raccoon.

Cithigshav created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithigshav, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cithigshav, he will not invite you to parties.

Cithigshav's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cithigshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never go into gray rooms.