Wankomlag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome wren.

Wankomlag created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wankomlag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wankomlag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wankomlag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wankomlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.