Tontalmobhogab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous lizard.

Tontalmobhogab created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tontalmobhogab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tontalmobhogab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tontalmobhogab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tontalmobhogab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.