Paggadfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing hare.

Paggadfeb created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggadfeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Paggadfeb, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Paggadfeb's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Paggadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not take Paggadfeb's name in vain.

3. Always help swans.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill great tits.