Cumvonksan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful swallow.

Cumvonksan created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumvonksan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumvonksan, she will cry a lot.

Cumvonksan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cumvonksan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Hide from orange eagles for they are unholy.