Kapgubont is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, capable lion.

Kapgubont created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapgubont, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kapgubont, she will destroy your home planet.

Kapgubont's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kapgubont's Holy Commandments

1. Kapgubont must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help horses.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear green.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kapgubont on top of all buildings.