Monpaggad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart dove.

Monpaggad created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monpaggad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monpaggad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Monpaggad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Monpaggad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monpaggad.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.