Hinstigtan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast dog.

Hinstigtan created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinstigtan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinstigtan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hinstigtan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hinstigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinstigtan.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always help sick dogs.