Dodfemced is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong snail.

Dodfemced created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Dodfemced, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodfemced, she will be very sad.

Dodfemced's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dodfemced's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.