Janrut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet parrot.

Janrut created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janrut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Janrut, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Janrut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Janrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from green great tits for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.